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illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

  • people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
  • me: my whole life depends on this.

thatfunnyblog:

my preferred pronouns are “your majesty”

(Source: pansypunx)

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

infinityonhighest:

SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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My talents include

  • being ugly
  • eating
  • blogging
  • not sleeping
  • falling over
  • fitting my hand into the Pringles tube
  • crying
  • being awkward
  • walking into walls

Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head

(Source: quincykisses)

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge
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